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About Us!


We are a middle-America couple that loves our one-and-a-half year old toddler and three month old baby despite their common disregard for rules. It's that disregard which actually gave us the idea for this website!

You see, like many parents, we noticed that our babies played with household items and had little interest in the toys that we bought for them. This got us thinking...why not create toys that don't look like toys! 

This idea is advantageous for three reasons: 1) Babies can finally play with the things that they truly want to play with and do not need to hear mom or dad yell "NO!" or "STOP!" all the time. This obviously feeds creativity and positivity.

2) Inevitably, babies do get their hands on things that they shouldn't and often times the real thing is dangerous or messy. Medicine bottles (yikes!), keys (yuck) and lipstick (I hope you have lots of Windex) are just a few examples. So, the second goal of this store is to create alternatives that are much safer for babies.

3) Least important, but definitely shouldn't be overlooked is the minor chuckle any parent gets when their baby falls for a decoy set of metal keys or a medicine bottle which has hugs and kisses as the prescription. Parenthood is a blessing but sure can use a few more laughs.

You're welcome to Contact Us at any time. Our email is fauxtoys@gmail.com and our phone number is +1 317/399-4596.

If you're reaching out about the "Toys For Those In Need" fund, please include your name, email address, home address (limited to the US) and the toy of your choice. We will try to get through the queue as quickly as possible.

We hope you enjoy our shop!

D & C



  • I ordered the pill bottle and honestly love it! The package was cute my husband was so confused because he didn’t know I ordered it but once he knew what it was he thought it was cool. I laughed reading the bottle to my husband, our son is only 3 months so he doesn’t have the hang on things with toys yet but I have been playing with him and he loves the sounds and the color of the bottle. I can’t wait to be in a grocery store and hear someone complain about how I let my baby play with a pill bottle! 🤣 I found you guys on TikTok and loved your videos and how honest you guys are with your small business. 10/10 I hope you guys continue to grow!!

  • Love this company and all there toys. They are amazing to work with and care about every single customer and there parents. Lol The toys are so well made and very kid friendly. I will be ordering more for friends.

    Brittany Geiffin
  • Great packaging! Great price! My baby loved it and I couldn’t be happier with my order!

    Gaby Villalba
  • Just bought keys, phone, remote, soda can and the pill bottle. The toys have been out for 5 seconds and my 9 month daughter and 4 year old son love them! For my daughter this is the longest she has played with anything and I’m not having to yell at her about the grown up stuff. I will recommend 100% to anybody that has littles.

    Karen Jones
  • I bought some items gor my son and did a tictok review and it went viral ❤🔥 my son love his toys I ment not toys🤣


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