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The Keys to the Joint
Metal Baby Keys - Feels Like Real Ones - Cheapest Online
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The Keys to the Joint

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Metal baby keys which are as fun as real keys but safe!

So, you thought that your baby reaching for your car keys was a part of life. Like the raisins in trail mix or how fast the weekend is over. Wrong! That's because with 'The Keys to the Joint' you'll get an adorable, high-quality toy with that beloved jingly sensation. They're laboratory-tested, non-toxic and stainless-steel, which makes them very baby-safe. Also, we've attached mini beads to prevent any pinching. Throw these into the dishwasher for that extra shimmer.

The days of your infant licking germs off your key ring like an ice cream cone and, not to mention, the endless search for your car keys when it's time to go, are over! Those plastic ones aren't convincing enough, these metal baby keys are a must!

For a discussion on the risks of giving real keys to babies, see our blog post "Are Keys Safe For Babies?". 

Dimensions: At their widest, these keys are 3x2 inches and weigh 3.5 ounces.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 87 reviews

Our 9 month old loves these keys! So glad we got them. The cheeky “NOT A TOY” packaging was an amusing touch. Note that the keys are a little on the heavy side (as expected from a solid metal toy) so I’d suggest using caution with younger babies.

the best!!!

my baby loves these !!!!! i've lost two before so this is my third time ordering 🤣💜 she LOVES them!!!

High Quality and Fun!

My baby loves these and they provide so much entertainment! He loves the noise they make and enjoys chewing on them!

AR Darling
love these !

our baby loves these so much !! she lost them and we had to order new ones ASAP! jangly and cute and safe

Mark Thomas
Fun and jangly

My 4 month old is a big fan - likes to suck and chew on them, swat at them, and listen to the sound