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The Keys to the Joint
Metal Baby Keys - Feels Like Real Ones - Cheapest Online
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The Keys to the Joint

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Metal baby keys which are as fun as real keys but safe!

So, you thought that your baby reaching for your car keys was a part of life. Like the raisins in trail mix or how fast the weekend is over. Wrong! That's because with 'The Keys to the Joint' you'll get an adorable, high-quality toy with that beloved jingly sensation. They're laboratory-tested, non-toxic and stainless-steel, which makes them very baby-safe. Also, we've attached mini beads to prevent any pinching. Throw these into the dishwasher for that extra shimmer.

The days of your infant licking germs off your key ring like an ice cream cone and, not to mention, the endless search for your car keys when it's time to go, are over! Those plastic ones aren't convincing enough, these metal baby keys are a must!

For a discussion on the risks of giving real keys to babies, see our blog post "Are Keys Safe For Babies?". 

Dimensions: At their widest, these keys are 3x2 inches and weigh 3.5 ounces.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 91 reviews
Perfect for anxious pup

My pup would lick my keys to self-soothe when anxious. He loves these keys and I don't have to worry about lead!

Morgan Wagner
Little one loves them

My little one loves the keys and I have peace of mind knowing she is putting stainless steel in her mouth. They have a nice weight to them and are big enough to be exciting and fun.

Gerald Walker
Great Company

My grandson loved these keys. Had to get another set for him to take home. I will be ordering more from them as he gets older.

Lynn Shea
Great idea but GS won’t fall for them

My 14 mth old GS plays with them briefly and then they get tossed. He seems to know they aren’t the dirty , potentially lead filled ones that he wants, 😝
The little metal balls are a cute touch and might have potential to hold his interest if they were larger


Our 9 month old loves these keys! So glad we got them. The cheeky “NOT A TOY” packaging was an amusing touch. Note that the keys are a little on the heavy side (as expected from a solid metal toy) so I’d suggest using caution with younger babies.