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The Keys to the Joint
Metal Baby Keys - Feels Like Real Ones - Cheapest Online
Fake Car Keys That Look Real
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The Keys to the Joint

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Metal baby keys which are as fun as real keys but safe!

So, you thought that your baby reaching for your car keys was a part of life. Like the raisins in trail mix or how fast the weekend is over. Wrong! That's because with 'The Keys to the Joint' you'll get an adorable, high-quality toy with that beloved jingly sensation. They're laboratory-tested, non-toxic and stainless-steel, which makes them very baby-safe. Also, we've attached mini beads to prevent any pinching. Throw these into the dishwasher for that extra shimmer.

The days of your infant licking germs off your key ring like an ice cream cone and, not to mention, the endless search for your car keys when it's time to go, are over! Those plastic ones aren't convincing enough, these metal baby keys are a must!

For a discussion on the risks of giving real keys to babies, see our blog post "Are Keys Safe For Babies?". 

Dimensions: At their widest, these keys are 3x2 inches and weigh 3.5 ounces.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 74 reviews
Tessa R.
Great keys

My 7 month old got these for Easter. He loves them, they have a great jingle noise. They are very sturdy and I was surprised how hefty they are. Very pleased with my purchase.


The best baby keys from the best people! These have been a continuously played with toy in my house and are very loved. We have had them for well over a year and there isn't any signs of wear on them at all. HIGHLY recommend!

Joanna Zimmerle
Perfect keys 🔑

I’m so glad I found these keys! I feel better giving my baby safe, stainless steel toy keys than plastic ones that contain who knows what. The ring part is very sturdy on the one I received. I tried to bend it to no avail, so I think it’ll hold up to my baby.

Stephanie Hull
Wish the ring was sturdier

My 7mo loves my car keys and I wanted something all metal for him. Thought these would be perfect! They arrived this morning and the ring already bent no idea how unless my baby is secretly the Hulk?? Obviously I’ll still use them but geez wish the ring was sturdier

Julie Carpenter
I have my keys back!

My 1 year old LOVES his key set. He carries them around with him everywhere. Now I don't have to worry about him hiding my keys under the couch or in the toilet because he has own ! 10/10